Author Archives: Kirsten

Hi again,I have found myself with surplus time this morning, whilst the sun rises to somehow scorch the Earth so that the air feels oh-so-much hotter than the 38 degrees forecast. That is to say, there’s no way I can leave my room and its fan.  This morning I was promised a look at theContinue reading “Day 4: “A coincidence it may be…””

In answer to your question about how I know it is the 13th generation of Hou’s, I confess that it is merely what I was told and therefore what I accepted as fact without questioning. I did note though, how it was explained to me that they were part of the Ming dynasty 1500 yearsContinue reading “Day 3: ‘Also, I pissed in my first hole.’”

I awoke to the sound of screaming children and found them running amok in the corridors. My Uncle and Aunty attempted to explain who they were to me but alas “the children of the fat one mother in law who took a dump one day on the shore yadayada…” was not enough to provide fullContinue reading “Day 2: ‘I refused to let a Chinese breakfast beat me.’”

It truly has been 24 hours of madness every day so far and I don’t suppose it’ll be any different for the rest of the trip.  I was woken up at 7 am this morning for breakfast and was pleased to see that it was chucking it down with rain (this is not sarcastic asContinue reading “Day 1: ‘As always, it remains unclear.’”